I’ve been scanning some old photos, and I came across a picture of my son that begged for a little touchup. Notice the resemblance to that famous director?

Graham Hitchcock

Some quotes from Alfred Hitchcock:

  • Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time. I know you want to go back to work.
  • Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
  • The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
  • These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
  • I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

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