Autumn is my favourite season.

There’s a pleasant temperature during the day, and I enjoy the “Crisp” feeling in the mornings and evenings – just put on a light jacket and all is good.

Autumn does bring on the most dreaded of insects though.

Walks.

Most people call them flies. They are flies in the summer time.

In the fall, flies transform into walks.

Walks are slow, short flight insects (I assume because of the cooler temperature) and become very annoying. Even more so than their summertime cousins (the flies – try to keep up) They will land on you (because they tire quickly) crawl a short distance, and move on. Most likely, to land on you again, and take another short walk across you face.

Unfortunately, Mother Nature has given walks the uncanny ability to avoid fly swatters. While they appear slow and easy targets, at the mere thought of swatting one, some sort of telepathic signal is received by the walk, and it takes another one of its ridiculously quick flights.

And again, it will land on you, or close to you, and take another stroll.

I have several walks in my house. I had the windows and doors open to clear out the dust from yesterday’s wall removal.

I hate walks.