Or, if you weren’t in the predicament, you would say “My tongue is stuck to the rock”

My tongue is stuck to the rock

Generally, I like to think I have an intelligent dog.  I’m trying to convince myself that he was just distracted when he was getting a drink, or perhaps he needs glasses.  How else could you miss that much water with a big tongue like that?

Sorry Bandit, we don’t have a health plan!

Just wondering, do dogs with a vision impairment need to have seeing eye humans?