Happy birthday brother
Day by Day February 6th, 2010and you can remove the appliance curse at any time. I will never, ever, bring up your new microwave. In fact I wish I had one like it. I want one just like yours. You are so intelligent in your choice of microwaves. Did I mention I love you and admire you and you are my hero?
There. Remove the curse. Please. Over the last two months here is what has happened… I’ve probably missed a couple…
microwave quit working – only worked on high. Repair method – slapped it like we used to with TV’s and radios when they hummed or picture went goofy… sometimes the turntable rattles a bit now, but if you whack it again it stops. Sometimes you just have to swear at it.
TV startup – apparently my Samsung HiDef TV has faulty capacitors. Repair method – replace capacitors (about 20 bucks) but try and find them – they are ordered, but I haven’t turned off the TV for a month, cause it probably won’t start again (additional electricity bill $????)
Toilet – don’t flush properly (if at all) Repair method – (none of which have worked) – plunger, sewer snake, remove and reinstall toilet, lots of swearing…
Truck oil leak – oil puddles under the truck . Repair method – open hood and come to the obvious conclusion I have no idea where to even start looking. Take to shop and pay the nice people $550.00 to replace a broken oil cooler pipe.
Dish Washer leak – it’s a portable, and eventually will be replaced by a built in, but in the meantime, I don’t want to do them by hand. Anyway, it leaks where you hook it up to the faucet. Repair method – it’s a simple washer that needs replacing. They quit making the repair kits two years ago. You have to buy the whole assembly for $85.00 now. Still unresolved, but if I hook it up and unhook it about 20 times (and of course, accompanied by swearing) it will eventually stop leaking…
Computer mouse – it just started working if and when it wanted to. I think the laser was burning out. Repair method – new mouse. About 40 dollars ’cause I bought one with extra buttons that I have no idea do. But it is ergonomically designed.
Computer sound card- been stupid for a long time, but I think it’s still associated with the curse somehow. It has always buzzed and had static, and was always turned almost off so I couldn’t hear the noise. Repair method – new sound card (cheap one – $65.00) I also bought new cables for the second hard drive, because it would vanish every once in a while. On the drive where I keep all of my music, so now that I have a sound card, I might as well have music working
Oh yeah, let me reiterate that I think my brother is a really great guy, and very wise, and really good looking (for someone his age… )
I suppose I’m tempting fate with that last little bit…

February 9th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Very sorry to hear about all your issues. I guess this voodoo stuff really works! I feel you’ve suffered enough so I’ll take apart the miniature “Lee” house I made, and get rid of the “Mini-Lee” doll. I have to be careful though or your dwelling may collapse. The voodoo doll never worked all that well because you need hair from the subject to make it effective. I would have to go back to 1978 to find that. (ouch
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February 10th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I knew it had to be some kind of black magic thing. Thanks bro!
I took apart my TV, thinking what’s the worst that can happen? (lots, I’m sure
) Anyway, it took longer to actually get all of the screws out from the back of the TV, and unplug all of the cables from the circuit boards, than it took to do the actual repair to the TV – soldering in the new capacitors.
But now, it’s push button – TV go on, push button – TV go off, push button – TV go on, push button – TV go off… yeah.
About the complete removal of the curse – I would kinda like to have push lever, water flush down toilet, push lever – water go down toilet working too.
February 10th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Maybe the problem is not your toilet. Maybe it’s what your putting in it. Have you checked your poop lately? Are you getting enough fibre? The doctor says you should have a perfect “S” when your finished. (I try to make a “Q” but it’s tricky)
William Shatner says to eat Bran Flakes and you have to trust Captain Kirk.
If it is the voodoo hex, it may take a while to lift. Until then I suggest you just squat outside with Bandit. It’ll be a bonding process.