Comments on: Happy birthday brother http://www.web-bandit.com/lee/2010/02/06/happy-birthday-brother/ Miscellaneous ramblings by Lee Lynds (and others) Wed, 26 May 2010 13:18:53 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Audie http://www.web-bandit.com/lee/2010/02/06/happy-birthday-brother/comment-page-1/#comment-10836 Audie Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:01:15 +0000 http://www.web-bandit.com/lee/?p=589#comment-10836 Maybe the problem is not your toilet. Maybe it's what your putting in it. Have you checked your poop lately? Are you getting enough fibre? The doctor says you should have a perfect "S" when your finished. (I try to make a "Q" but it's tricky) William Shatner says to eat Bran Flakes and you have to trust Captain Kirk. If it is the voodoo hex, it may take a while to lift. Until then I suggest you just squat outside with Bandit. It'll be a bonding process. Maybe the problem is not your toilet. Maybe it’s what your putting in it. Have you checked your poop lately? Are you getting enough fibre? The doctor says you should have a perfect “S” when your finished. (I try to make a “Q” but it’s tricky)

William Shatner says to eat Bran Flakes and you have to trust Captain Kirk.

If it is the voodoo hex, it may take a while to lift. Until then I suggest you just squat outside with Bandit. It’ll be a bonding process.

]]> By: Lee http://www.web-bandit.com/lee/2010/02/06/happy-birthday-brother/comment-page-1/#comment-10835 Lee Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:23:22 +0000 http://www.web-bandit.com/lee/?p=589#comment-10835 I knew it had to be some kind of black magic thing. Thanks bro! I took apart my TV, thinking what's the worst that can happen? (lots, I'm sure :roll: ) Anyway, it took longer to actually get all of the screws out from the back of the TV, and unplug all of the cables from the circuit boards, than it took to do the actual repair to the TV - soldering in the new capacitors. But now, it's push button - TV go on, push button - TV go off, push button - TV go on, push button - TV go off... yeah. About the complete removal of the curse - I would kinda like to have push lever, water flush down toilet, push lever - water go down toilet working too. :???: I knew it had to be some kind of black magic thing. Thanks bro!

I took apart my TV, thinking what’s the worst that can happen? (lots, I’m sure :roll: ) Anyway, it took longer to actually get all of the screws out from the back of the TV, and unplug all of the cables from the circuit boards, than it took to do the actual repair to the TV – soldering in the new capacitors.

But now, it’s push button – TV go on, push button – TV go off, push button – TV go on, push button – TV go off… yeah.

About the complete removal of the curse – I would kinda like to have push lever, water flush down toilet, push lever – water go down toilet working too. :???:

]]> By: Audie http://www.web-bandit.com/lee/2010/02/06/happy-birthday-brother/comment-page-1/#comment-10832 Audie Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:08:46 +0000 http://www.web-bandit.com/lee/?p=589#comment-10832 Very sorry to hear about all your issues. I guess this voodoo stuff really works! I feel you've suffered enough so I'll take apart the miniature "Lee" house I made, and get rid of the "Mini-Lee" doll. I have to be careful though or your dwelling may collapse. The voodoo doll never worked all that well because you need hair from the subject to make it effective. I would have to go back to 1978 to find that. (ouch :twisted: ) Very sorry to hear about all your issues. I guess this voodoo stuff really works! I feel you’ve suffered enough so I’ll take apart the miniature “Lee” house I made, and get rid of the “Mini-Lee” doll. I have to be careful though or your dwelling may collapse. The voodoo doll never worked all that well because you need hair from the subject to make it effective. I would have to go back to 1978 to find that. (ouch :twisted: )

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