Ever have your brain just go into weird, crazy, bizzare, where did that come from mode?

It happens to me too often, but that’s a subject for another day.  Onto today’s topic…

As I was getting out of the shower this morning, shampoo burning my eyes, blindly reaching for the towel I had hung up on the floor, and wiping my eyes as hard as possible to get the soap out, and which in fact doesn’t really help, because it’s the soap INSIDE your eyes, you idiot , not the bubbles on the outside that’s making you think out loud all of those bad words, it occurred to me …  (you can see how my brain works sometimes by this sentence)

“Just exactly WHAT did I dry last with this towel?”

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